Things That Annoy Your Co-Workers

What to avoid doing if you want to get along with your new fellow workers, and what your co-workers do that annoy you:

	Talking about themselves
	Answering cell phones during meetings
	Text messaging during work
	Playing games at work
	Acting superior
	Hammering on their keyboard keys
	Using unprofessional language
	Doing bills at the office
	Not following the dress code
	Acting unethically
	Eating with their mouth open
	Leaving the copier or printer out of paper
	Sleeping or dozing off
	Talking on the phone casually to friends or family
	Talk loudly while on the phone if it’s a business call so they ALL know you’re working.
	Hum songs like ‘Mary had a little lamb’ until they subconsciously pick it up and start humming too.
	Send them memos every hour to keep them posted on what you’re doing, or what they should be doing.
	Replace all their pens with empty or leaking pens.
	Spike the coffee with salt, and mix in some salt in with the sugar.
	Type as loudly as you can and sigh loudly when you need to use the backspace key.
	Lose their expense forms or repeatedly make errors on their expenses/pay.
	Mimic them whenever they say anything.
	Leave plastic figurines, dolls, and action figures on their desk when they’re not looking.
	Have really stinky food for lunch.
	Think up new forms for them to complete and revise them each week.
	Bringing their kids to work.
	Always talking about their kids.
	Passing off work to other workers.
	Showing up consistently late.
	Saying how they don’t get paid enough when they are the highest paid employee there.

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